in-game name: ub3r1337haxninja69
Rank you wish to apply for: onwer
Current rank: non
Why you think you should get this rank (detailed): i r rlly kool adn a lot of ppl in teh srvr haev sed i shoud aply 4 thsi posishin.
Other things: i hav ben in teh srvr 4 2 hrs now so i r rlly eckspereinsd w/ teh membirs adn teh area. i also am 5 yrs odl so i am rlly matrue. plz acksept. thx.
Just in-case you weren't following, this was a joke
Me and Port thought it would be funny lol.